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Aug 5, 2021

Introducing asyncify

Combining synchronous PHP code — which accounts for the lion’s share of the language’s API — with asynchronous language routines is a tricky proposition. The two suites of artifacts are antipodes of each other. Whereas the former makes I/O less arduous by running in an event-driven environment, the latter conditions…

PHP

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Introducing asyncify
Introducing asyncify

Mar 6, 2021

Combining ReactPHP and ReactJS — Part I

This text is the first in a series of articles whose purpose is to demonstrate how to build apps that combine the multiple potencies of ReactPHP and ReactJS. Introduction There exists a plethora of stacks — combinations of technologies (languages and-or frameworks) typically canonized as fancy abbreviations reflective of individual…

Reactphp

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Combining ReactPHP and ReactJS — Part I
Combining ReactPHP and ReactJS — Part I

Oct 6, 2020

About the new version of Functional Programming in PHP

After five elucidatory posts about Functional Programming in PHP, I decided to include the rest of the series I — at the time — foresaw continuing as a series of blog posts, much like this one, in an eight-chapter opus. Upgrading, and therefore, improving the quality of the offerings of…

Functional Programming

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About the new version of Functional Programming in PHP
About the new version of Functional Programming in PHP

Aug 31, 2020

Tries and HAT tries and PHP?

https://play.ht/articles/a5f8df9b0ffb There is a plethora of data structures in the Computer Programming discourse: everything from the quintessential primitives — integers, floats, strings, and the like — to composite types, amalgams of the aforestated primitives — linked lists, objects, and arrays, among others — are essential in crafting a variety of…

PHP

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Tries and HAT tries and PHP?
Tries and HAT tries and PHP?

Mar 14, 2019

A Potential PHP Extension for CouchDB

If you have given some of my earlier blog posts enough heed to attempt to understand the amalgam of PHP-implementable ideas at their core, you might notice my passion for CouchDB. I find that CouchDB interactions are apt for a period defined by a web-service zeitgeist: the service’s REST…

PHP

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A Potential PHP Extension for CouchDB
A Potential PHP Extension for CouchDB

Dec 28, 2018

My Favorite Hip-Hop Albums of 2018

In retrospect, 2018 delivered a plethora of Hip Hop music. Notable album releases in every month of the year ensured a ubiquity of the genre of Hip-Hop. After listening to multiple records many times throughout the year, I settled on a list of albums that I feel — warrant…

Music

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My Favorite Hip-Hop Albums of 2018
My Favorite Hip-Hop Albums of 2018

Dec 2, 2018

About Preloading in PHP

PHP is on an upward trajectory — the more recent improvements to the language are a testament to this postulate. Preloading — a feature inspired by the Java Hotspot Virtual Machine — is yet another enhancement to the PHP runtime. Initiated as an RFC by Dmitry Stogov, preloading presents…

PHP

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About Preloading in PHP
About Preloading in PHP

Nov 9, 2018

About my book: Functional Programming in PHP

My passion for Functional Programming is no esoteric subject. The book I recently finished is not only emphasis of my genuine state of enamoredness but is also a symbol of a nascent willingness to blossom as a software engineer. The book, an eight-chapter volume has a rich diversity of…

Functional Programming

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About my book: Functional Programming in PHP
About my book: Functional Programming in PHP

Aug 22, 2018

About the Immutable Collections I added to bingo-functional

PHP arrays are supercharged. Arrays in PHP are almost a defacto data structure. Useful for a litany of operations — serialization, JSON data manipulation, and even flow-control to mention but a few, PHP arrays are incredibly ubiquitous. There are, however, certain things that are negated by many array users. …

PHP

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About the Immutable Collections I added to bingo-functional
About the Immutable Collections I added to bingo-functional

Mar 19, 2018

Why I Continue to Write PHP

It is no secret that PHP has declined in popularity in recent years. The explanations for the decline of one of the web’s darlings are quite colorable: the rise of JavaScript, the growth of more robust languages, and the inefficiencies of the PHP language core. I get a lot…

Java Script

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Why I Continue to Write PHP
Why I Continue to Write PHP
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I write PHP and I know things — kind of. https://chemem.site

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